Showin’ your ass.
Copyright of this image belongs to Holger Nitschke of Licht Reize Photographie.
Lindsay Lohan shot by Terry Richardson for LOVE magazine.
Our favourite temptress and ‘Hollywood’s most incarcerated actress’ poses seductively for American photographer Terry Richardson.
Once again channelling pin-up and screen icon, Marylyn Monroe the editorial shoot can be found in the “After Taste” issue of LOVE which is out now, head to www.thelovemagazine.co.uk to find out more.
You will be kissing this luscious ass.
jesus. I still get notes from this video.
the world really wasn’t ready for her.
If you stick a light bulb up your ass – that’s your choice.
I prefer light bulbs appear over my head.
Much. Better. Choice.
(Why yes, I am qualified to deliver any number of opinions, silly rabbit…)
Point being, any number of scenarios come into play when you choose to enlighten your anal region in such a manner. It could get stuck there irretrievably (at least by you). It might burn out requiring a replacement bulb. Or, you may wish to redesign the whole lightbulb-up-the-ass configuration.
And on, and on, and on…
Wouldn’t it be nice to know who to go to for light bulb removal, light bulb replacement, or light bulb redesign? Don’t you wish there were a list of such professionals who wouldn’t “tsk, tsk, tsk” you when you appear bearing otherwise lighted fruit from your human fertilizer spout?
Originally started to provide kink-sensitive therapy options, by Los Angeles based private-practice psychotherapist, Guy Baldwin, the list grew when Race Bannon, a well-known figure in the BDSM world took over managing it. Not only can you now find any number of therapists who can talk you through the trauma generated by your compulsion to stick light bulbs where the sun don’t shine, you can find accountants who will willingly breakdown the cost of said light bulb usage over the long term.
So, my darling little kinksters, take your hats off to all those professionals who have dared to step out of the darkness of the closet and into the well-lighted list.
Such a simple five-letter word. So much potential (meaning(s) attached to it.
I don’t tell you what to think, dumbass. Where would be the fun in that?
My business involves telling you what to do. See the “If you’ve made it this far:” section of the first book, where I clarify: “No matter how helpless you let yourself feel on any given day, know this: no one can ever take your power away from you. you can only submit and give your power away.”
Trust and submission, no matter what your silly little mixed-up head might make you think, are not the same thing. Although, both acts of trusting and submission can involve giving your power away. And this is why you pay Me: to straighten your little-ass-draped-over-the-back-of-My-spanking-bench out.
Probably not right away. Although, if you were here, I sense a (literal) cattle prod of motivation to stimulate your in-need-of-sharper-comprehension mental capacity.
Trust involves an extra layer beyond mere submission. Anyone can submit without trust. And, even though I also go on to say in the same section of the first book: “Even with a gun held to your head your will is your own” – I will even freely hereby advise you to submit to whatever literal gun that may ever be held to your head.
You can trust that there’s a good chance that a (literal) bullet to the brain will kill you.
The word trust is said to have originated in the 13th century coming from the Old Norse word, “traust,” meaning help, confidence, firmness. Adding into the word’s evolution were the German and Dutch words, trost and troost respectively, which denoted consolation. It’s one of those words in the English language that has many uses, (there’s an accidentally intended pun in there if you’re not too dense to see it).
In O/our world, you can find trust holding hands with obey. For a catchy little hymnal, “Trust and Obey,” complete with piano playing, go here. (Oh yes, you most definitely are to let your imaginations run in distorted directions with these lyrics.)
Now lemme get a big AMEN or FUCK YEAH or whatever…